24 Feb 2011

She’s Naked

10 Comments Toddler

I got the Victoria’s Secret catalog in the mail yesterday. On the cover is a scantily clad woman (surprise) with blond hair and zero percent body fat.
Garrett picked it up and said,

“She’s beautiful!”

“Yes, she is”, I said.

“She’s naked.”

“No she’s not. She’s in a bra and underwear.”

“Oh. She’s beautiful.”

“I know, bud.”

“Can we go to her house, soon?”

“We can certainly try, G-Man.”

So now I have to find out where she lives. I really try to keep my promises. And I really think she’d think Garrett is super cute. So… No harm, no foul right? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

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10 Responses to “She’s Naked”

  1. Reply Jeff says:

    Yeah, Connor wants to go too. Maybe we can coordinate a visit together? I’d be happy to drive.

    • Reply flawlessmom says:

      Yes, Jeff. Carpooling would make it much more environmentally sound. Which is important when you’re helping young lads stalk supermodels.

  2. Reply Allison says:

    You know what is so sad? You could probably find out who her agent is and then set up a cute lunch date for G. Only in LA, Lisa!! Well, we know G is straight 🙂

  3. Reply Laura says:

    This brought a smile to my face. I love your posts Lisa!

  4. Reply AL says:

    Is it too early to have the conversation about hair coloring, air brushing and implants? She is beautiful, however.

  5. Reply uncle royd says:

    Lisa, I can help.
    This woman is stalking me and won’t leave me alone!
    I keep telling her I am happily married, and not near as fun as i am good looking, but she won’t give up.
    Tell Garrett to call me and I will give him her address and phone number

  6. Reply Angela says:

    Hahaha I’m pissing myself laughing!!! what a kid….

    how funny “she’s naked” ” can we go to her house soon” so cute kid!!!
    Omg were u laughing I wouldve been on the floor?

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